The Erika Kirkland Museum of Found Objects

My wife Erika is planning to start a Museum of Found Objects. Polaroids, hubcaps, and whole galleries devoted to those lone shoes you see on the side of the highway. We're starting with coins.

There are very strict rules for found money - it must be found outside our home, and completely unidentified. Each year's found money is kept in a unique container. Most importantly, it must never, ever, be spent.