March 3, 2009: The Proper Awkwardness of the English - 1 Comments

"In fact, the only rule one can identify with any certainty in all this confusion over introductions and greetings is that, to be impeccably English, one must perform these rituals badly. One must appear self-conscious, ill-at-ease, stiff, awkward and, above all, embarrassed. Smoothness, glibness and confidence are inappropriate and un-English. Hesitation, dithering and ineptness are, surprising as it may seem, correct behavior."

- Kate Fox, Watching the English: The Hidden Rules of English Behaviour, 2004.